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Monday March 17, 2008 March 16, 2008

Posted by Ric in Today's Horoscope.

Copernicus blisstulates Eris in Capricorn: If you wear green today,  something bad will happen to you.

Charon orgulates Mars in Leo: Mick and Paddy spend the day drinking green beer in a New York bar. The green coloring used in the beer interacts with a certain rare gene, found only in a tiny selection of people of Irish descent. Mick and Paddy left the bar late at night, too drunk to realize that they glowed a phosphorescent green. Their wives kick them out, and after several weeks of wandering they end up in Vegas doing a space alien show.

Mars and Jupiter dilatoriliate the Moon in Gemini: Your best friend will win a lottery prize and you will turn green with envy. Something bad will then happen to you.

Io contemplates Mars in Taurus: This rare event requires philosophers everywhere to take the day off. Denver avoids destruction today.



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