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September 18, 2007 September 18, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Eris, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.
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Mars promugulates Aries: You will have a peak experience today, unlike anything else that has ever happened to you in life. Fortunately the emergency room will have the right drugs on hand to save you.

Gemini gestatulates via Neptune: Xavier and Josephine, having spent their life savings in search of religious bliss, take what little money they have left following the foreclosure of their home and repossession of their car and the loss of everything else, and purchase a tent and camping equipment. They head off into the Sierra Nevada to live, where a grizzly bear helps them find god.

Saturn demurgulates Libra: Today you will meet the love of your life, your soulmate, your destiny. It will happen while you are doing your daily sudoku puzzle and you won’t even notice.

Leo and Libra pongulate Uranus: A major rockslide involving half a mountain in the Himalayas sets up a resonant vibration throughout the mountain range, beginning at 2 o’clock this afternoon. The vibration ultimately unleashes a series of violent earthquakes that shear the Indian subcontinent from Asia, and flooding the zone of separation with the Indian Ocean. Millions die immediately. Millions more die later of starvation and disease. The subcontinent will slowly subside into the sea and the destruction will be complete by Tuesday.

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