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September 13, 2007 September 13, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Eris, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Mercury niggiliates Saturn tertiating Planet X: Today Friday the thirteenth falls on Thursday, further proving the theory that the Universe is out of joint.

Triton pilusticates Pluto: Minerva and Alice head to Seattle to get some rain. On the way they stop at a small farm stand in the Midwest. They think it’s charming and consider buying it and settling there. Fortunately they talk themselves out of the idea in about twelve seconds, and continue on to Seattle where they lead interesting, exciting lives as fortune tellers and ersatz Gypsies.

Moon burqas Sun: A small town on the East Coast will suddenly go dark due to an unexplained occurrence around the Sun. It will stay dark for twenty-seven years. The people will leave, except for a few hangers-on who take to wearing capes and false vampire teeth for the tourist trade.

Mars biliates Phobos and Deimos: Due to the trilateral influence of these three bodies, a potential collision between a rogue asteroid and the Earth is averted. Nothing happens. Nobody dies. Not even a hangnail happens.



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