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August 5, 2007 August 4, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn, Earth, Eris, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Saturn postulates Mars in Leo: Your life will take an awkward turn today. On your way to pick up donuts for the staff at work you will turn into a bad neighborhood and find yourself unable to talk the neighbors out of shooting you and stealing your car. Offer to buy them donuts.

Planet X fenestrates Eris: Morton and Charlie decide to leave home today in search of a better future. Their leaving causes quite a tizzy among the medical staff at the home.

Pluto demodulates Venus: The girl next door has a dark side. Laser treatments will take care of it.

Mercury in pronation with Venus: A cat hired to chase mice in a chemical refinery will chase a mouse through an open door that should have been locked. The cat, going by the name of Melba, will unsuccessfully pursue the mouse, going by the name of Malachi, through a sensitive section of the refinery. Malachi will trip a switch and Melba will trip another, a combination never meant to occur, and that will cause several non-volatile chemicals to mix, blowing the plant all to hell and wiping out a major midwestern city. Malachi and Melba both escaped harm and spent a comfortable evening on a nearby hill watching the city burn.



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