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July 13, 2007 July 13, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Eris, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Planet X angulates Mercury: Life will move fast for you today. Way fast. Unfortunately a radar cop will spot you, flag you down, and give you a ticket. Feeling rushed and anxious, you will annoy him and he will shoot out your tires, making you late for work. The day will go downhill from there.

Planet X biangulates Mars: Moira and Steve will have a row at 11 this morning when Steve comes home unexpectedly from work. While they are rowing one of the paddles will fall out of the boat and they will be stranded on the lake for several hours.

Planet X deangulates Jupiter: The people of a small Montana town overrun by rich people and celebrities will have something to cheer about when a poor family moves in and rents Crazy Bill’s old shack at the edge of town. The rich people will be upset and try to have the shack torn down. The townspeople will fight back. Justice will triumph.

Planet X disangulates Neptune in Cancer: A chicken will seek to cross the road in California. The road is a freeway. The time is 4:13 in the afternoon. Drivers will try to dodge the chicken, resulting in a 746-car pileup. The chicken loses only two tailfeathers and succeeds in crossing the road. The thirteen surviving drivers will receive an award from an animal humane society.



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