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July 2, 2007 July 2, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Eris, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Pluto retrograde, really really fast. Everything you do today will run really really late because you’re trying to do too much and trying too many new things and there’s not enough coffee.

Jupiter transits Venus in third decan of Scorpio. Charlie and Merlanna successfully rob a bank in Montana. During the getaway a centipede gets into the ignition system of their souped up car and it stalls, allowing the State Police to surround them. Nonetheless they escape and make their way to South America, but not to Pete and Priscilla’s commune.

Saturn trashes Mars. A traveling circus breaks down in a small Nebraska town. All the animals escape and in a fit of revenge eat all the circus people and then begin to chow down on the town’s residents. No dogs or cats are harmed.

Jupiter’s moons mosh. A major fire springs up in the deserts of Arizona due to the extreme heat. Phoenix and Tucson will burn to the ground. Firefighters use up all the water reserves of the Southwest to combat the blazes. The good times end.



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