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July 1, 2007 July 1, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Sirius enters Gemini. Jupiter plots. You will have a difficult day. Your twin sister will be bitten by a Chihuahua masquerading as a large squirrel. She will recover but will be a little bit nutty the rest of her life.

Pluto decants Venus through Capricorn. Alice and Jerry will drink tainted water on their vacation in Idaho. It will drive them mad and they will blow up an entire town. All twelve people will be killed. Alice and Jerry will escape to South America where they will join Pete and Priscilla to form a rollicking town of criminal expatriates.

Mercury mercators Saturn in Pisces. Schools of wild sardines will attack swimmers in Europe, killing three, wounding seven.

Planet X subdivides Uranus. Neptune demurs. A quarter mile tall radio tower in the Midwest will collapse in a stiff breeze. The tower will fall into a town, destroying most of the buildings on Main Street. It will also crash through major high voltage lines serving much of the upper Midwest, causing major power outages during a heat wave. Seven million people will die. No animals will be harmed.



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