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June 30, 2007 June 30, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planet X, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Aquarius transcendifies Scorpio, degorging Saturn. Mercy is not to be had today. She’s working a double shift at the diner.

Pluto descends. A dozen dogs will escape from a shelter on the West Coast. They will descend on a hamburger joint and snarf several hamburgers each. No one will be hurt. Hold the pickles.

Pete and Priscilla will invite all their friends over for a barbecue today, will slip out when the affair is in full swing, rob all their friend’s houses, and flee to South America, where they will live a happy, riotous life for many, many years.

Planet X depressed into a Cancerian decanate. A small earthquake in the Rockies will dislodge a large boulder at 12:24 this afternoon. The boulder will precipitate a raging landslide that will wipe out two Idaho towns and destroy 13 faux militia camps, killing hundreds and destroying several major weapons caches. Survivors will blame the destruction on a Jewish CIA plot orchestrated by Islamofascist blacks.



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