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June 27, 2007 June 27, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Planet X, Sagittarius, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Venus tweaks Jupiter. Merle and Erlene will declare their love for each other today. Their love is geniune and deep.

Jupiter fusticates Saturn’s rings. A major newspaper merger will teeter on the edge of success but at the last minute will fail, as someone forgets to debug the newsprint and bugs eat holes in it.

Venus obfusticates Venus. A truly rare astrological event. Nobody knows what it means, but it probably is not a good idea to be in Brooklyn this afternoon.

Planets in Grand Alignment at 5:24 p.m. today. The gravitational forces created by this Grand Alignment will rip the Earth to pieces, leaving nothing but clumps of rock and metal whirling around the Sun. Merle and Erlene will not survive.



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