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June 21, 2007 June 21, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Planet X, Sagittarius, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

A solstitial week. All things being equal, do not look down at dwarves or up at giants.

Planet X ices Pluto. Your refrigerator will fail and Sears will take three days to get there. Trust the Starlord on that one.

Gary and Griselda, due to an interference between Uranus and Mercury posited by the Moon, will meet at a small computer conference today, fall madly in love, produce three children, of whom two will become homicidal maniacs expressing their urges in the bug extermination business, while the third will become a four-star general in charge of the Internal Christian Armed Forces of the fourth Bush administration. Griselda will assassinate him. Nostradamus didn’t see that one coming.

The Moon in flamenco with the Earth. In mid America the New Madrid fault will rupture at 3:47 this afternoon, hitting 9.3 on the Richter Scale. Most of the Midwest will fall into a giant sinkhole. Casualties will be enormous. America’s financial system will collapse under the strain. The Federal government, unable to deal with the situation, will fall. Mexicans will flood into the area looking for work in reconstruction. Civil war will ensue. By 8 p.m. tonight the United States will be a Chinese dependency.



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