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June 19, 2007 June 19, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Planet X, Sagittarius, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Venus snuffs Mars. You will meet a tall, dark stranger today. She will be interesting for five minutes until you discover she is a depressed, morbid neurotic bordering on homicidal mania. Not a good match. Look elsewhere.

Jupiter sniffs Saturn. You will have several opportunities to increase your financial position today. Unfortunately people will be watching and you do not want to go to jail. Keep your day job.

Planet X quits Pluto. Gertrude and Lawrence, while on the train passing through Des Moines, will be mugged by a phony porter who will take their life savings and jump off the train. He will be killed by the fall. The money and traveler’s cheques will be eaten by cows. Gertrude and Lawrence will open a bank robbery service in order to survive.

Mercury snuggles the Sun. Moon opposes. At 2:05 today a major earthquake will split the top off a Himalayan mountain. The top will thunder down the mountainside and roll into a major Indian city, killing several million people and coming to rest in a flat plain several miles away, where it will become a major tourist attraction.



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