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June 15, 2007 June 15, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Earth, Gemini, Horoscope, Leo, Libra, Planet X, Sagittarius, Taurus, Today's Horoscope, Virgo.

Jupiter and Saturn in annoyance. Two fundamentalist churches in the Midwest will have pictures of Bozo the Clown painted on them.

Venus mounting Mars. You will have a successful quest today to find a temporary mate for your long-desired one night stand. The person is so thoughtful that he, or she, will have left before you wake up in the morning. Check your billfold.

Saturn in irritation with Neptune. A baker’s dozen of politicians will suffer public humiliation when the stripper they hired to jump out of a cake at a bachelor party turns out to be an old man in drag.

Planet X all by itself. All the bees that have disappeared over the last year or so will reappear in a small Midwestern city. They will attack everyone, cleaning out the entire population. A major amusement company will level the buildings and put up a theme park. Its theme will be The Natural World.



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