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June 14, 2007 June 14, 2007

Posted by Ric in Aquarius, Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

George and Margaret, after fifty-seven years of blissful marriage, will soon head to divorce court. Margaret, under the spell of a particularly vicious configuration of Venus and Planet X, took up with a twenty-year-old stripper. George has not been understanding.

Saturn in ascension, harassed by Mercury. All next week Presidential candidates in America will say stupid things.

You need to look to your finances. Save those aluminum drink cans. You’re going to need the money.

Mars ascendant, covalent with Jupiter. Dell Computer Company will donate a new Inspiron 1520 to The Starlord.

Pluto in annoyance with the Moon. The edge of a violent gamma ray burst from a star near the center of our galaxy will graze the earth at 4:23 this afternoon. All life in a thousand square mile area will be wiped out. Unfortunately it is not possible to determine which area will be affected. Such is the c’est la vie factor in The Starlord’s astrology.



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