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June 12, 2007 June 12, 2007

Posted by Ric in Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

Jupiter’s moons are in a peculiar billiard. Jeannette will ask Eddy for a date when he comes into the diner for breakfast, but Milly will spill coffee on Eddy, interrupting Jeannette’s plan. Breakfast at the diner will be difficult for the next month.

Uranus squares off with Neptune. Planet X opposes both. Garbage truck drivers will not have an easy time of it for the next week.

There will be a bank robbery performed in Lower Upsala Township and Recreation Area. One of the robber’s slips will be showing and the police chief, recognizing the lace pattern of the slip, will arrest his wife and mistress.

A Latin teacher in New York City will come to blows with a Greek teacher.

Moon triangulating Gemini in a quintile way. A vent in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge will rupture at 4:18 this afternoon, sending superheated water over a massive methane bed off the coast of Florida, releasing a huge amount of the gas over the Sunshine State. The state will be inhabitable, though only for cleanup, in about a month.



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