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June 11, 2007 June 11, 2007

Posted by Ric in Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

Yes! Follow your dreams! The stars are favorable! Unless you ate an anchovy and onion pizza last night, in which case ignore dream advisories.

You may be tempted to take on a much younger partner. Jupiter thinks Mercury is retro, and Saturn quibbles both of them. Never mind the younger partner. The person looks good and has money, but is stupid.

Three people will escape from Guantanamo and flee into Cuba proper, where they will form a small commune and take up the trade they left behind when U.S. forces snatched them. They’ll open a successful series of ice cream routes.

Percy, engrossed in his newspaper, will step off the curb and in front of a speeding truck. He will not survive, but the newspaper will be recovered by a homeless man who will use it to insulate the cardboard box in which he lives.

Mercury assaults Venus. Mars is in yawn to Venus. A large gas pipe will shatter and explode in Wyoming at 11:23 this morning. Two thirds of the state will melt down in the ensuing inferno. The resulting crater will rival the Grand Canyon and will draw a larger tourist crowd than the Canyon.



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