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June 10, 2007 June 10, 2007

Posted by Ric in Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

Your work life will become immensely more complicated this week. A boss in the company will have had an epiphany over the weekend, due to a small aneurysm popping in his forebrain, and he will institute new procedures totally at odds with good practices. Not that he will bring in bad practices, just different ones. You can no longer get on his good side, or his bad side, as he no longer has sides. His Saturn’s rings are ascendant.

Melvin will marry the stripper he met the other day. Contrary to all expectations, they will remain happily married for three years, when she will run off with Melvin’s ex-wife, who will have left her lover. Melvin will enter a monastery, where he will fall in love with a transgendered monk.

A centipede will get loose in Defense Department computers, causing orders to be issued that will result in a Delta Force team, or possibly a Gamma Force team, to arrest the entire Bush and Cheney families and spirit them off to isolation cells at Guantanamo Bay. Republicans will feel relieved.

An asteroid will break loose from the asteroid belt beyond Mars. It will clip the Moon in three weeks, sending a shower of rock into Earth’s atmosphere. While most will vaporize or land harmlessly, one will ding Roger Clemens’ pitching arm, ending his career. Finally.



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