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June 7, 2007 June 7, 2007

Posted by Ric in Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

People will try to play games with you today. In fact, everyone you meet will be doing that. Keep your wits about you, remain aloof, composed, cool, even chilly. That will be easier to do if you live in the Southern part of the Southern hemisphere. But you may trust anyone who offers to play backgammon with you for money.

Melvin’s wife and Melvin’s sister and their new lovers will move to Canada and start a commune. No men will be allowed and all male cats, dogs, hamsters, and white rats must be neutered. Mars is declinated negatively with Venus. Jupiter doesn’t care.

People born today with Gemini rising will experience a twitching sensation in their left eyelid. The twitching will dissipate as the comet in the southwest quadrant of the sky fades, lost and forlorn, into obscurity as it seeks its lost mate. Beware of false eyelashes today.

A propane stove dropped by an ice hiker into a crevasse in 1967 on the massive Greenland ice sheet will explode, setting off a chain reaction of small events that will result in the entire ice sheet melting by Saturday afternoon at 3:17 a.m. Sea levels will rise by 22 feet. George Bush and Dick Cheney will drown in the White House Rose Garden during an attempt to deny that the Rose Garden is underwater. They will be buried at sea.



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