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June 2, 2007 June 2, 2007

Posted by Ric in Horoscope, Today's Horoscope.

Your sister will meet a handsome man today, fall madly in love, and leave her husband and seven children.

(Don’t be so quick to deny you have a sister. Do you really think your parents were virgins when they got married? After all, they told you the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and God were real, right? [Pick two of the three])

Matthew will find something revealed in his closet today. You’ll need to help him overcome the trauma.

Seven people will be killed by meteorites striking a small Asian village at 3:05 this afternoon. One meteorite will be solid gold and have writing on it.



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