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About The StarLord

The StarLord has been horoscoping for 375 years, having learned his craft from the very best in Europe, England, Greece, Ancient Babylonia, Egypt, and China. The depths and heights of his knowledge are generally considered profoundly disturbing. He has not had a date in 156 years. He is somewhat cranky. But even when in a good mood, he will always tell it like it is. After all, it is what it is, isn’t it? Or is it? Only The StarLord knows. And he’s telling.

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